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The Pastor and the Bear

A pastor was hiking in the woods when a grizzly bear stepped into his path. The bear stopped, growled, raised up on his back legs, and his mouth began salivating.
“Oh, God, PLEASE!” the pastor prayed, “Let this be a Christian bear.”
A placid look came over the bear and the bear dropped to his knees. The bear said, “Dear, Lord. I thank you for the bountiful feast you have set before me…”