Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road, when she see’s a big bad wolf hiding behind a log.
“oh what big eyes you have”, she says
The wolf runs off. Later she see’s him hiding behind a tree,
“oh what big ears you have”, she says
The wolf runs off. Later she see’s him hiding behind a road sign.
“oh what big teeth you have”
The big bad wolf jumps out and says “Will you ever feck off. Im trying to have a Sh*t!”